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Thomas Maree

Born in a fast flowing stream on Table Mountain next to a Joko teabag, THOMAS MAREE is an undercover hipster nerd without the fashion sense. Strengthened by fruit of the baobab and coral reef extract, Thomas spends most of his time arguing in the comments section of News24. Before he was banned for trolling. Being a ginger in denial he relentlessly campaigns to have 'strawberry blonde' listed as a hair colour on government documents. Thomas now works for ShowMax as a content writer.