South African Humour – Tweets on ‘Things Black Coffee Should Slap’

After last night’s ‘incident’ in Polokwane – in which multi-award winning musician, Black Coffee, allegedly slapped AKA’s manager – South African twitter users have come up with a bunch of #ThingsBlackCoffeeShouldSlap instead. The list reveals exactly what (and who) is annoying South Africans right now! Here are 20 of the Top Tweets:

1. Blade Nzimande for thinking students don’t know what 8% is.
2. The people who select the movies they play on buses and airlines.
3. Telemarketers that phone u to sell cellphone contracts you don’t need.
4. Listeners who ask @RediTlhabi “How are you?” after she’s told us 10 times already ? .
5. People who respond with a “K” after you’ve typed an entire thesis with no grammatical mistakes.
6. Some sense into me so I can actually start studying.
7. Mondays.
8. Teachers who say ‘study everything’ knowing very well that not everything will be in the exam.
9. People asking if the taxi you’re boarding is the right one yet the sign is above/below them clearly showing.
10. VBS Mutual Bank for loaning ubaba Jacob Zuma the money to pay back the money.
11. Hlaudi for the disrespect he showed at Mandoza’s funeral.
12. All those who think that English is a sign of intelligence and then they go and correct everyone’s grammar mistakes!
13. People who have both a Range Rover & a landlord… ☕️️?
14. People who open their KFCs in the taxi ??
15. South African network providers’ data prices.
16. That idiot who told us that the swimming pool at #Nkandla is called a fire pool.
17. People who steal our power cables (from @CityofJoburgZA).
18. Guys that go to weddings and important functions wearing soccer shirts while attire is strictly formal.
19. Guys who force you to type ‘Amen’ on a very disturbing picture or else Jesus will never bless you if you ignore.
20. My bank account ???

And one last tweet on the matter: “Reports have confirmed that AKA’s manager’s cap has landed at O.R Tambo.” (Watch it fly here.)