The Gas Prices in France…Humorous Email

From an email doing the rounds…especially reproduced for all the South Africans in France…

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van…

The Louvre, Paris, France

However, he was captured only two rues (roads) away when his van ran out of fuel.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error as to run out of petrol, he replied, ”Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.”

Vincent van Gogh

I had no Monet

Degas

To buy Degas

Vincent van Gogh

To make the Van Gogh!

de Gaulle

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else….

Toulouse

I sent it to you because I knew I had nothing Toulouse…