It all began with an iPhone…

By SAPeople Contributor 27-02-15 22:30

From an email doing the rounds March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. Our daughter’s birthday was in August so we got […]

Learn to Appreciate

By SAPeople Contributor 27-02-15 22:30

From an email doing the rounds: Even though the routine of my job often is monotonous, Thank you Lord, for the opportunity to work. There are many who have no job…plus more below…

Understanding Engineers (joke email)

By SAPeople 27-02-15 21:59

From an international email doing the rounds Understanding Engineers #1 – Woman vs. Bicycle Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. […]

Tough Love vs Spanking

By SAPeople 27-02-15 22:00

From an email doing the rounds Tough Love vs. Spanking – Good Argument Most people think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments’. One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride […]

Installing a Husband

By SAPeople 27-02-15 22:01

(an old one, but a good one…) Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance […]

Why Coloureds can’t be Terrorists by MARK LOTTERING

By SAPeople 27-02-15 22:02

– Ons is altyd laat. We would have missed all 4 flights. – We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves. – Met free kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we’ll sommer forget why we’re there. – We praat with our hands, so we’ll continually be putting the weapons down. – We would ALL want […]

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